Monday, September 7, 2009

#12 The Miami Dolphins

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Castaway Chad Pennington, Ronnie Brown, and Pat White have a ridiculous scheme called the Wildcat sweeping the NFL. After they utilized it to win a few of their games, and decimate the Patriots last season, it seems this very collegiate style of offense is a trendy move. Pat White has the potential to either make it stay or possibly destroy the Wildcat for a while.

1 Sep 13 MIA @ ATL Georgia Dome 1:00 PM CBS

2 Sep 21 IND @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 8:30 PM ESPN

3 Sep 27 MIA @ SD Qualcomm Stadium 4:15 PM CBS

4 Oct 04 BUF @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 4:05 PM CBS

5 Oct 12 NYJ @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 8:30 PM ESPN

6 Bye
7 Oct 25 NO @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 4:15 PM FOX

8 Nov 01 MIA @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

9 Nov 08 MIA @ NE Gillette Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

10 Nov 15 TB @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

11 Nov 19 MIA @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 8:20 PM NFLN

12 Nov 29 MIA @ BUF Ralph Wilson Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

13 Dec 06 NE @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 8:20 PM NBC

14 Dec 13 MIA @ JAC Jacksonville Municipal Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

15 Dec 20 MIA @ TEN LP Field 1:00 PM CBS

16 Dec 27 HOU @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

17 Jan 03 PIT @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 1:00 PM CBS



Not an EASY schedule but not a difficult one either. It feels like a lifetime ago the Jets, Pats, and Dolphins played the Colts annually. The last three games of the Finns schedule are brutal, @Ten, home vs Houston, and then hosting the Steelers. Every single game on this schedule is a losable game. However, the Dolphins are one of the best teams around. On nothing more than a gut instinct, I have the Finns down for 8-8 or 9-7...

- Dave

#13 Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Personally, after reviewing the NFL Schedule and roster updates, Tampa Bay should be somewhere around 30 and not 13.

1 Sep 13 DAL @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

2 Sep 20 TB @ BUF Ralph Wilson Stadium 4:05 PM FOX

3 Sep 27 NYG @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

4 Oct 04 TB @ WAS FedEx Field 1:00 PM FOX

5 Oct 11 TB @ PHI Lincoln Financial Field 1:00 PM FOX

6 Oct 18 CAR @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

7 Oct 25 NE @ TB Wembley Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

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9 Nov 08 GB @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

10 Nov 15 TB @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

11 Nov 22 NO @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

12 Nov 29 TB @ ATL Georgia Dome 1:00 PM FOX

13 Dec 06 TB @ CAR Bank of America Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

14 Dec 13 NYJ @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

15 Dec 20 TB @ SEA Qwest Field 4:15 PM FOX

16 Dec 27 TB @ NO Superdome 1:00 PM FOX

17 Jan 03 ATL @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM FOX



This is perhaps one of the worst NFL teams. I really wouldn't be shocked to see them only win two games, maybe Seattle and of course your typical NFL shocker here or there. Every single game Tampa plays - they are flat outmatched and outskilled. Who is the best athlete on this team?

I am very critical of my ranking I gave the Bucs, and after reviewing the schedule, this team is poised for a 4 - 12 campaign.

- Dave

#14 The New York Jets

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One of the biggest story lines of the year was the QB decision by the New York Jets. Rookie Mark Sanchez will be starting in one of the least stunning decisions ever.

1 Sep 13 NYJ @ HOU Reliant Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

2 Sep 20 NE @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

3 Sep 27 TEN @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

4 Oct 04 NYJ @ NO Superdome 4:05 PM CBS

5 Oct 12 NYJ @ MIA Land Shark Stadium 8:30 PM ESPN

6 Oct 18 BUF @ NYJ Giants Stadium 4:15 PM CBS

7 Oct 25 NYJ @ OAK Oakland Coliseum 4:05 PM CBS

8 Nov 01 MIA @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

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10 Nov 15 JAC @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

11 Nov 22 NYJ @ NE Gillette Stadium 4:15 PM CBS

12 Nov 29 CAR @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

13 Dec 03 NYJ @ BUF Rogers Centre 8:20 PM NFLN

14 Dec 13 NYJ @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM CBS

15 Dec 20 ATL @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

16 Dec 27 NYJ @ IND Lucas Oil Stadium 4:15 PM CBS

17 Jan 03 CIN @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM CBS


The Jets are the unfortunate recipients of a 4 game suspension of OLB Calvin Pace, and DE Ellis has a one game suspension. As much as I respect Rex Ryan, I don't know if the Jets can overcome these two losses in their first game against the Texans.

They are not blessed with any sort of wonderful schedule. However they should be able to handle the Dolphins at least once, the Bills and likely take out the Patriots - but I would imagine they win at least 4 in division games (meaning they lose 4 as well). They have a good chance against the Saints because of their defense. Oakland, who beat the Jets last year, should not be a big challenge, and closing against Cincy is going to be interesting.

The Jets are going to rely on Dustin Keller this year. He's the key to the offense. Imagine a world where Sanchez to Keller happens for the next 5 or so years? It'd be great, and Washington out of the backfield? Potential up and down.

- Dave

#15 The Arizona Cardinals

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After losing the Super Bowl in what felt like heartbreaking fashion - they enter this year just cracking the top half of the Heckler Rankings. However, it seems this offensive machine with Warner throwing to both Boldin and Fitzgerald leaves a lot of defenses flat out toast.

1 Sep 13 SF @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:15 PM FOX

2 Sep 20 ARI @ JAC Jacksonville Municipal Stadium 1:00 PM FOX

3 Sep 27 IND @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 8:20 PM NBC

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5 Oct 11 HOU @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:15 PM CBS

6 Oct 18 ARI @ SEA Qwest Field 4:05 PM FOX

7 Oct 25 ARI @ NYG Giants Stadium 8:20 PM NBC

8 Nov 01 CAR @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:15 PM FOX

9 Nov 08 ARI @ CHI Soldier Field 1:00 PM FOX

10 Nov 15 SEA @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:15 PM FOX

11 Nov 22 ARI @ STL Edward Jones Dome 4:05 PM FOX

12 Nov 29 ARI @ TEN LP Field 1:00 PM FOX

13 Dec 06 MIN @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:15 PM FOX

14 Dec 14 ARI @ SF Candlestick Park 8:30 PM ESPN

15 Dec 20 ARI @ DET Ford Field 1:00 PM FOX

16 Dec 27 STL @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:05 PM FOX

17 Jan 03 GB @ ARI University of Phoenix Stadium 4:15 PM FOX


At first glance, especially with this schedule - it is perfectly logical to see this team heading back to the playoffs. One of the knocks on them was a lack of running game, but they drafted Chris "Beanie" Wells and it's a fresh set of legs in that backfield. They were 32nd - dead last - in the NFL last year in rushing. Warner had once played on a greatest show on turf. Hightower ran for 399 yards and Edge for 514.

Easy wins? SF, SEA, SEA, STL, SF, DET, STL....weird I think I just wrote their entire division twice...However playing the Packers will be difficult because of the defense, but thank goodness that game is at home. I think the Indy game will be very entertaining.

Bottom line? This team can win 10 games if the defense can be a top 18 defense, which they were last year. 10 - 6 worst case scenario. Perhaps they nix the Super Bowl loser jinx. Again, look at the division they play in.

- Dave